What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?